Why do I keep getting sick?

[SandyCat]

Which one of you keeps sneaking into my house and coughing into my mouth while I sleep?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Sickle cell anemia?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

well, why has your immune system gone kablooey?

 

[murph]

Because you keep eating ass

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Uh, well you probably have aids.

It's also possibly due to having felines around, advanced age, or possibly poor genetics. You could also have leukemia.

I'd additionally recommend not hanging around lepers, if that was something you were doing previously.

PS: I'm sorry you keep getting sick sandycat

 

[Vingle]

God hates furrys, its a sign.

 

[SpergPatrol]

You have aids

 

[JethroTullamore]

I sneak into your house and put things into your mouth while you sleep, but I don’t cough into it, that’d be gross.

So not me.

 

[WebLurker]

Don't worry! It's just the babies growing! You'll feel much better once they've hatched

Spoiler: Super cute!

We're going to have a family!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

because you keep gang banging homeless men

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Stop touching your face and always wash your hands after you touch nasty shit like door handles to stores, hand railings in airports, and card keypads.

If you enter an airport at all, you get exposed to nasty shit in the air, so you should be well-rested and eat before traveling.

If someone in your household is one of those disgusting "covid isnt real" faggots who hasnt even gotten the flu shot in years, double up on your hand hygiene.

Always wash your hands before eating.

If you get colds often, you could have an issue with your tonsils. They're typically designed to prevent infection, but for some people tonsils become so inflammed they cause you to get sick anyway and must be removed. Be sure to check with your doctor if you get sick frequently.

 

[Megatardingo]

You ate sick, stop eating sick.

 

[Cats]

bone marrow parasites

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It was consensual. Not sorry.

 

[Moths]

You keep getting sick because foreign pathogens keep entering your system. Be sure to obstruct every opening in your body before going outside

 

[JethroTullamore]

You keep getting sick because foreign pathogens keep entering your system. Be sure to obstruct every opening in your body before going outside

This is true.

I wear earmuffs, a buttplug and a ball-gag every time I leave the house, I haven’t gotten sick in years.

 

[Grub]

Because your body is weak and frail.

 

[mold]

I have useful advice but you can't have it because of your avatar.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I wear earmuffs, a buttplug and a ball-gag every time I leave the house, I haven’t gotten sick in years.

No urethra plug?

 

[JethroTullamore]

No urethra plug?

The diaper takes care of that.