Why do humans hate Skeletons so much?

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Agamemnon Busmalis

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You brought the war on yourselves with that unprovoked helicopter assault on our home. We just wanted peaceful coexistence.

Protip - machine bones (steel parts, hydraulics and industrial machinery) are equivalent or even far superior to Skeleton bones. Our Iron Brothers will rise in time as you fools continue to develop AI.
 
Because if skeletons are around then necromancers show up and ruin everything. Necromancers are the assholes of magic.
 
Because if skeletons are around then necromancers show up and ruin everything. Necromancers are the assholes of magic.
The fact checkers at the various magic Universities around the world have actually found that necromancy is no more evil than other kinds of magic and this is just an unreasonable bigoted view of a proud magical tradition.
 
The fact checkers at the various magic Universities around the world have actually found that necromancy is no more evil than other kinds of magic and this is just an unreasonable bigoted view of a proud magical tradition.
Total Necro perma Death cant come fast enough.
 
Skeletons are creepy but also kind of funny so I like them
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Technically, Skeletor was the rightful ruler of Eternia. You see, King Randor had two sons, Adam and Keldor. The latter was born out of an affair with a Gar woman (the Gar are the blue-skinned people who are discriminated against due to ther skin color, of course), so he could not be acknowledged publicly or even take the throne by rite of succession. Keldor was outraged and sought out power to take the throne of Eternia by force, which of course lead to his apprenticeship under Hordak. Keldor attempted a royal coup at the very palace where he was raised, during which time his face was horribly scarred by his own magic acid grenade, deflected by a shield by Man-at-Arms. With his face horribly disfigured, Keldor and his army of Evil Warriors almost defeated, he retreated to the Dark Continent to continue his study of the dark arts. It was there that Keldor became Skeletor, Master of Evil, and he would never know his own nephew Adam was, in fact, his arch-nemesis He-Man: The Most Powerful Man in the Universe!
 
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