Why do dads always make dad jokes?

[Nigger Caviar]

I went to the doctor and he said I'm terminally ill. I called my dad and said, "I'm terminally ill" and he said, "Hi terminally ill, I'm dad." And I said, "Dad, I'm dying." And he said, "Hi dying, I'm dad."

Why do dads do this?

 

[dick brain]

Because the older you get the more demographics of people you have to deal with and the less energy you have to deal with them so your sense of humor gradually defaults to the lowest common denominator such that you retain jokes and references that can be used with everyone interchangeably.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Your brain changes chemically when you creampie a woman and she gives birth to your children. It’s an inevitable biological process once you’ve knocked up a chick.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

When you become a dad, get a receeding hairline, buy a white beater and buy 7 cases of red bull then you unlock the ability to say shitty jokes that makes your family groan. I think you should be concerned if your next door neighbor says jokes after you were unable to once your child was born.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

after you use up your semen making a baby, the empty space in your balls is filled with bad jokes. this can be very painful, so dads need to tell these jokes to relieve the pressure in their balls.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

Dad jokes are stored in the balls

 

[We Are The Witches]

Dad jokes are stored in the balls

No, in the belly!