Why do Catholics cuss so much?

[Pee Cola]

I've never met a Catholic that doesn't like dropping f-bombs. They swear like Australians.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Fuck you, you fucking cunt, now get on your knees and repent.

 

[Red Hood]

It might be more because the majority are Irish, Hispanic and Italian.

 

[Caesare]

I'm Catholic and I never curse. Cursing is for fucking niggers.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I'm Catholic and I never curse. Cursing is for fucking niggers.

Congrats you played yourself niggee

 

[Harlan Wick]

What do you expect? It's a religion that views being human is a sin and swearing every third word is (as long it's not against God or the big J.C.) is not a sin.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Got to have something to tell the priest at confession, right?

 

[Gravemind]

Former Catholic here. What the fuck else do you expect when I had to mind my shitting language for goddamned years while growing the fuck up? Go choke on at least 12 cocks, you jizz-stained shitmongler.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Catholics know they can just go to confession and it'll all be better.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Do you hear the shit coming out of your mouths? You fuckers need to watch your fucking language.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

Because God loves us best. Cunt xx

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

If god didn't want people to swear, he wouldn't have let us invent swearing.

 

[Harlan Wick]

If god didn't want people to swear, he wouldn't have let us invent swearing.

Smartass

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

If I scream "FUCK" after chopping a finger off, I get instant pain relief. If I scream "DARN", I become a Mormon named Brailee. God has a fucked up sense of humor.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Because it hurts when a priest tries to put his penis in your bottom.