Why do Brazilians speak Portuguese?

[Meat Target]

Why can't the favela monkeys just speak Spanish like a respectable Third World country? Why do they insist on speaking that gutteral, inbred, stroked-out mockery of the Iberian tongue?

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Did Spain colonize Brazil? NO, Portugal did! So they have every right to talk in that funky sounding language.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Is Portuguese the nigger version of Spanish?

 

[Haffhart]

Is Portuguese the nigger version of Spanish?

No. Brazilian Portuguese and Spanish sound the same. European Portuguese is just slurred Spanish.

 

[Meat Target]

Did Spain colonize Brazil? NO, Portugal did! So they have every right to talk in that funky sounding language.

Portugal is not a real country. It is Spain's backyard. Who gave them colonization privileges?

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

it's because the Portuguese were the first to bleach our dumb indian asses with their BWC, not the spaniards.

 

[Tism the Return]

Brazilians aren't smart enough to make up their own non-language so they chose to speak Portunigger instead.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Is Portuguese the nigger version of Spanish?

Portugal used to be part of Spain, but we all decided they were collectively dragging us down. We'll probably get rid of some parts of the South as well.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Portugal is not a real country. It is Spain's backyard. Who gave them colonization privileges?

Well the pope did with the treaty of tordesillas.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Because Portugal pound for pound are the number one global asskickers in the world in colonization, plus kick more ass pound for pound in soccer other than Uruguay.