Why didn't Will Smith use the backhander?

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The backhander is better known as the pimp slap because pimps use it on their bitches to keep them in line. Since Will only has Jada and she has many other men on the side, this would make her the pimp and him the bitch in the relationship. This means he is not allowed to use the pimp slap, otherwise Jada will see him as another pimp and will have to bust a cap in his ass in case he becomes competition on her turf.
 
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Will Smith demonstrated that he is an incredibly weak, effete pussyboy. Had he attempted to backhand Chris Rock, he probably would have broken his fragile, bird-boned wrist.
 
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Will Smith has forgotten he was from West Philly. His natural instinct to bust a cap has been replaced by the slap of a fragile anemic Victorian schoolgirl.
 
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That's an illegal technique. Duh. His slap was a solid all arounder although a harsh ref might have written him up for stepping.

Really looking forwards to his Slapfight debut next season.
 
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