Why didn't God create Adam & Steve?

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

As a 1990s Jerry Springer audience member, I'm curious!

 

[BirdUp]

god is homophobic

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

God hates fags faggotry.

 

[Skitarii]

How is Steve supposed to give birth?

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

you havent read the gnostic texts
he did at first, but adam and steve became such good bros they both told eve what they thought she could do instead of trying to be adams wife and left her all on her own
eve then told god that adam and steve was mean to them, and god kicked steve out of heaven
steve then turned into a snake, broke back into the garden, and as an epic lol steve told eve to eat an apple in a tree
but the apple was forbidden and eve knew this, so she knew right away the snake was steve trying to hookwink her
so as an extra lol eve told adam "hey theres this really great fruit hes gotta try", and as shes snickering, he ate the apple
steve tried to warn him, but he was new to being a snake, so he was too slow and couldnt catch up in time
very sad

 

[Named User]

I assume he was the father of Aclima, Cain's wife. Otherwise Biblical incest.

 

[Tablet County]

God IS Steve.

 

[Moths]

Because god wanted to introduce men to suffering by creating women

 

[OrionBalls]

Because Mike & Ike were already living in the next garden over. It was much more fabulous.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

God used up all the dickmeat he had giving Adam a ginormous cock

 

[Rozzy]

Because Allah had created Saddam and Steve, which sounded too similar.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Steve is a piece of shit fuck him. He didn't and still doesn't deserve being one of the first humans to physically manifest into being.

 

[Broseph]

Because God isn't a faggot.

 

[OrionBalls]

Steve is a piece of shit fuck him. He didn't and still doesn't deserve being one of the first humans to physically manifest into being.

You're thinking of Scott. He's a dick. Steve is cool, though.