Why did Shrek molest @Catler?

[Skitarii]

And give him a crippling fear of onions?

 

[SentinentCloud]

It is a sad tale...

 

[The Connected Nose]

Does it count as molestation if Catler enjoyed it? Because he probably did.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano

 

[Whatevermancer]

Cause Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Are we sure it wasn't the other way around?

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Because it's funny?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss #italiano

Shrek, get out! I'm piss!