Why did null turn to the dark side?

[Skitarii]

Why did he become Darth Naul?

 

[Retink]

Only an autist deals in absolutes and he was tired of sand or some shit.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He was far too Mad at the Internet

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

He is Joshua Moon and the moon has a dark side

 

[Saint Agustin]

Jawas or sand niggers killed his favorite deathfat and he must avenge her

 

[I am vomit]

My client pleads the sith.

 

[Just A Butt]

ha ha he got cut in half by Ewan McGregor and then later (in a shitty cartoon series) got robot legs ha ha ha what a fucking nerd

 

[Jason Wynn]

It was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

So he could honor his black heritage.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

liked the big red stick better than the blue ones

 

[Jewthulhu]

Jedi wouldn't tell him the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

 

[Miller]

Because the only way to save his forum was to learn Rust. It is possible to achieve such task but only as a programming socks wearer.