Why did Keffals dox a doorknob?

[SandyCat]

What did that doorknob ever do to that tranny?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

the doorknob said YWNBAW

 

[Jason Wynn]

The round firm shape of the doorknob reminded it of the tits it will never have. In an act that can only be described as Autist’s Revenge it decided to show that poor doorknob who’s boss by doxing it to those dastardly Kiwi Farmers

 

[Blouie]

A woman touched that doorknob and it sent Keffals into an insane troon rage.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Keffals had to assert his dominance as the bigger knob.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Cause he’s a faggot

 

[TheRetardKing]

He hates doorknobs.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

To get to the other side?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

That doorknob was sexy. Just like my waifu SCP-7143-J.

 

[Doji]

Reminded him of his discarded peen.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

A woman touched that doorknob and it sent Keffals into an insane troon rage.

That doorknob was sexy. Just like my waifu SCP-7143-J.