why did god make space so big for seemingly no reason?

[bingin]

 

[Lou Bega]

I think he's compensating for something.

 

[eDove]

My parents don't believe in outer space.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Because space is an open-world game. Content is gonna get added on the next updates

 

[Catter]

so your mother wouldn't fill it

 

[We Are The Witches]

so your mother wouldn't fill it

And still, he was unsuccessful.

 

[biglurker]

Because its cool

 

[Neodanthril]

For his glory. Or as the youth say, to flex

 

[MadStan]

It had to be big enough to fit his ego.

 

[MoffAlbert]

Schizo theory: God is a mad scientist and he made space so big to keep his experiments contained away from one another. Or he made it so big to see how long it would take for one set of experiments to make contact with another. Either way, he's watching.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

He new what humanity would become and he wanted some distance from it.

I really can't blame him.

 

[Georgia Lucas]

It’s an old rule from D&D: if you stat something, the players will kill it. God made the universe infinitely huge so that man can never reach heaven, no matter how crazy his technology gets.

 

[Gravemind]

God needed infinite space for His infinite ass.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

So that no matter how advanced we get we'd have something to strive for

 

[dick brain]

It's not, it's just a skybox. The devs patched in universal expansion and spacetime dilation with the space travel update to give an in-lore explanation to the limitations of the gameworld.

 

[Smokeski]

Earth's flat. Space is a lie and the sky is a dome. Miss me with your helio-centric horseshit.

 

[Justice Tony]

God was a really big fan of Universe Sandbox

 

[Pagan Min]

He's got a lot of stuff, so he needs a big space to store it all. A tiny universe wouldn't work, so he had to make it big enough, with a little room to spare...

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

And still, he was unsuccessful.

a successful joke from we are the witches? never thought id live to see this day.

 

[We Are The Witches]

a successful joke from we are the witches? never thought id live to see this day.

I can also make mocking jokes, but it's not my style at all.