Why can't loans have negative interest rates?

[Alex Hogendorp]

The only time I experienced negative interest rates is on RollerCoaster Tycoon where taking out loans give you money when you hack the interest rates to go negative. The loan sharks should feel sorry for us squid game people.

 

[We Are The Witches]

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/070915/how-negative-interest-rates-work.asp

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

The japs do that from time to time. It doesn't work all that well