Why aren't you happy yet?

[Larkin N Likin]

After all the hormones i pumped into you, this is the thanks I get?

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Because white supremacists are running free

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Because people I do not like still exist.

 

[Seth MacFarlane]

You still don't get it. The goal was not to make me happy, fool, it was to make me sadder.

 

[Red Hood]

If you're sad, at least you still feel something.

 

[Niggernerd]

The dreamcast 2 aint out nigga

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Because I still have to pay taxes in 2021.

 

[Character from a movie]

Why aren't you happy yet?

I log in to this forum to laugh at lolcows, but find myself an existential crisis.

 

[RussianParasite]

The hormones weren’t enough, the only obvious solution is gender reassignment surgery. I’ll be happy then for sure!

 

[Dynamite Bean]

because there's no more orange juice in the morning

 

[Reverend]

Because I have to use Grindr to find traps with sweet bussy's instead using Tindr. Hate dealing with all those faggots.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Because you gave me female hormones and now that I'm growing a nice set of moobs, I never get anything done because I just sit there and fondle my tits every day. That's why.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Not enough 17th century paintings of monkee.

 

[lurk_moar]

I have yet to find a box of happiness for sale on amazon.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Chemical imbalance.