Why are you so unlikeable?

[Vapid_Idiot]

and why do you come here to cope with your loneliness?

 

[Weed Eater]

and why do you come here to cope with your loneliness?

It's the only place I can scream about retarded niggers without people telling me I'm racist.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

What do you mean? I'm very likeable, so much that I am paid five whole dollars a month for pics of my toes covered in honey mustard sauce.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Severe depression and possibly bipolar disorder.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

It's the only place I can scream about retarded niggers without people telling me I'm racist.

The word racist has lost all meaning, the only thing stopping you is you my friend

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Bad experiences with other people. I'm working on myself.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’m an alcoholic.

 

[Bastard_Call]

I make women uncomfortable on purpose. I remember even in high school we were out for dinner as a class and I kept trying to play checkers on this girl's checked leggings with loose change.

 

[shameful existence]

My defense mechanisms are too advanced.
I can barely speak because I do it so rarely. I come to the internet to not lose the ability to communicate altogether.

 

[Bastard_Call]

I’m an alcoholic.

Hate to entertain one of you "lol alcohol" people but Tullamore is sterling. Best Irish whiskey that doesn't break the bank IMO.

 

[No Exit]

I'm actually super popular and rich IRL, I come here to pretend I'm a loser. I thought that's why everyone else comes here too.

 

[imsorry2004]

Because I don't want to hear about your fucking kids.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Hate to entertain one of you "lol alcohol" people but Tullamore is sterling. Best Irish whiskey that doesn't break the bank IMO.

I generally drink Rumple Minze and cheap beer, or vodka, or four loko or whatever.
Decent booze is a rare treat, a friend of mine turned me on to Tullamore Dew years ago, before I stopped really caring.

You are right though, it is a really good affordable whiskey.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

I generally drink Rumple Minze and cheap beer, or vodka, or four loko or whatever.
Decent booze is a rare treat, a friend of mine turned me on to Tullamore Dew years ago, before I stopped really caring.

You are right though, it is a really good affordable whiskey.

Just take comfort in knowing you have not hit rock bottom until you are drinking Crystal Palace vodka diluted with tap water

 

[KateHikes14]

Just take comfort in knowing you have not hit rock bottom until you are drinking Crystal Palace vodka diluted with tap water

Thats a weird way of spelling mouthwash

 

[Vingle]

Normies hate everyone with any critical thought. Guess I'm sorry for not having brain damage?

There's not much company in retards, and humans is a social animal. It's just biology at play for why I'm here.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Thats a weird way of spelling mouthwash

well i guess if you are in a halfway house chugging rubbing alcohol thats objectively worse than CP vodka

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'm just a sour old pickle. I come here to laugh and get happy at just how fucking stupid the world really is (not y'all frens, just the bizarre lolcows and the world at large in A&H threads).

On pouring my doubles, a pickle will only go so low in life to get pickled. Vodka being my poison of choice. Don't need small hand-batched shit like Titos or fancy Grey Goose, just a mid price range that's been distilled at least 5 or 6 times. Smirnoff is low brow for me, won't drink it. Bad headaches. I can only imagine Popov and some of the other $8.99 a handle stuff.

 

[DumbDude42]

i keep telling people that i'm not an asshole, i try explaining that i'm actually based and redpilled, but they won't listen

 

[Not Really Here]

Username checks out.