Why are you so ugly?

[The News Crews]

Did your mother drop you as a baby or something

 

[Soup Sammiches]

It's my personality.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Nigga I'm just stressed the fuck out about life that shit wears on you

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m a short hairy guy who chain smokes. I’m like a surly little hobbit.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I hope not

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

because I can't be pretty AND have a massive cock that would just be unfair to the rest of you virgins

 

[Pruto]

If people keep mistaking me for a tomboy I must be at least kinda fresh looking for a man.