Why are you gay?

[Medical Hawaii]

 

[DeadwastePrime]

cock

 

[Damien Thorne]

Because I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Because I love boobs. Guys hit on me though and I let them down when I tell them I’m a lesbian.

 

[Driftwood]

There is an alternative?

 

[JaneThough]

I was straight until I read this thread. My answer is @Medical Hawaii

 

[TaimuRadiu]

>being straight in 2020

 

[Product Placement]

Because my hand is the only pussy I can get

 

[Mulva69]

Shut up I just like a couple of musicals

 

[Night Terror]

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Because dick is yummers.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Why aren't you?

 

[naught sock account 1]

I signed up for a kiwi farms account.

 

[s0mbra]

World hard and cold
Tiddy soft and warm

 

[Florence]

Who says I’m gay?

 

[mister meaner]

I’m not afraid to use my penis if necessary

 

[Chantal's Hijab]

Because the world and all the humans in it are just brilliant and my heart sings with joy at the future we will surely build together!

We should all be so gay!