Why are you gay?

[Sargon's wife's son]

Faggots of Kiwi farms explain why you like to suck Dick or like eating carpet.
Is it because you were molested as kids? That's probably it. It's something in the water or something. I don't know, but you people disgust me.
100% serious thread.

 

[Max Caulfield]

100% serious thread.

Then why isn't it in Q&A?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'm gay because OP molested me when I was a child.

 

[Switzing]

why do u care?

 

[libRT]

 

[gagabobo1997]

im gay because i molested someone when i was a kid

 

[Day of the Cope]

Because Null made me eat Europoor cheese

 

[Positron]

Because I identify as a piss towel.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

BBL kidnapped me and literally fed me his shit until my sexuality changed. His current sock is @Poison by the way.

 

[pollution jim]

When I was a kid, I fucking molested ADULTS
Now I suck dick for cock

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I'm only gay for people of the opposite sex.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

@gay porn is the best porn will probably be able to explain it best

 

[Exegesis]

Is it because you were molested as kids? That's probably it.

This is rarely the case, for me it's not that either.
OP talks in the cope thread and unironically supports Ukraine because of their "we wuz aryans and sheet" ideology.
You will never be an Aryan btw

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Because I have to assert my dominance over other men, it's purely social hierarchy homosexuality, nothing more.

 

[everyone has aids]

when i was a kid, i molested a priest to establish dominance

 

[California Newt]

im gay because i molested someone when i was a kid

When I was a kid, I fucking molested ADULTS
Now I suck dick for cock

when i was a kid, i molested a priest to establish dominance

Odd pattern for a joke that isn't funny. Must say something.

 

[Colress]

iunno. i just think pussy is neat.

 

[Sirius]

Faggots of Kiwi farms explain

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

That's where the trouble began. That damned smile.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Eating hot dongs has less calories than eating hot dogs