Why are penises funny?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

And why did Null suppress my question?

 

[NigKid]

cause rape, and rape is funny

Also the forum rolled back nigglet, the last 23 hours are gone

 

[Freya]

clearly a jewish conspiracy

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Whenever I use mine, the woman I'm with ends up looking like I attacked at least half her IQ points directly. Dumber people are more ignorant, and ignorance is bliss.

 

[NigKid]

ignorance is bliss.

I'm dumb as shit already but man I'd love to be even dumber. You genuinely don't see moutbreathers be sad, must be fucking awesome

 

[Ramborambo]

I don't know why penises are funny. Women always laugh whenever they see mine and when I ask why they say it's because it's "cute". But cute doesn't mean funny. I don't get it.

 

[MissDrama]

They tell good jokes

 

[A Welsh Cake]

They just are.

 

[Vingle]

Cause they remind of naked mole rats

 

[Cyclonus]

I don't know why penises are funny. Women always laugh whenever they see mine and when I ask why they say it's because it's "cute". But cute doesn't mean funny. I don't get it.

Simultaneously humiliating and arousing.

 

[José Mourinho]

penis

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

PINGAS

 

[mr.moon1488]

One has to have a sense of humor to stand up for women.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I dunno, but I can attest to the fact that they look extra funny when drawn in the dirt on company trucks.

Hehehehe, boners.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Because you are juvenile and I will graffiti your barn with penises and swastikas.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

They’re funny because if you play with yours in public, people freak out.

 

[Dumbchan]

Hahahaha.

Penis.

 

[Pruto]

The human body is hilarious.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I dunno, but I can attest to the fact that they look extra funny when drawn in the dirt on company trucks.

And even more funnier when they can be seen from 30,000ft in the air; or on the ground by the entire tri-county area.

 

[King Fructose]

I like to squirt milk from my penis and pretend like I'm a cow.