Why are my turds shaped like penises?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Every time I poop, the poop is shaped like a big juicy cock.

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

You ate a bag of dicks again didn’t you

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

what does your diet consist of

 

[Not Really Here]

You poop what you eat.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

The sphincter stretches them out so they're long and thick.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

It's your body trying to tell you you're actually a male amidst your transition.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

A shape of a penis has been imprinted upon your rectum after a thousands miles of pounding.

 

[cyber insecurity]

Do you get gender euphoria?