Why are gamers the most oppressed group?

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Its prejudice against smelly people, that's what it is. As gamers we can't help but have a pungent odor after spending 10+ hours a day, sweating and farting into our couches and chairs, subsisting on diets of junk food and soda that cause our skin and hair to become greasy and dirty, wearing unwashed socks and sweatpants, and peeing into a coffee can because getting up to use the toilet would keep us AFK too long.

I just hope that someday, society progresses to a point where a lack of hygiene is recognized as a valid personal choice, worthy of respect and dignity.
 
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Game journalism told me I was fat, that was when I learned that their ethics are undeniably corrupt and yet Donald Trump didn't tweet about this injustice. This is when I knew that the system hated gamers.
 
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I really don't know. I mean what's the deal with gamers rising up? If we rise up, we aren't sitting down, and if we aren't sitting down, we can't play games, and if we ain't playing games, we're not gamers. So how can gamers rise up without ceasing to be gamers? I mean you can either be a gamer or a revolutionary. You can't have it both ways. Here's a fun thought, play a game about rising up and hunting down game devs. Best of both worlds! Sprinkle in a lot of weapons for some real diversity! Going after Anthony Burch in-game? Hit him with a birch wood bat!
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