Why are flowers so gay?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I mean come on, seriously.

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

Flowers are fucking cool you faggot

 

[The Grey Guy]

man, everything is gay now, this sucks

 

[User names must be unique]

depends on the flower. I've always like rape, a big ol' field of rape in bloom is a beautiful thing.

 

[DankSmoker]

Flowers are only neat to keep around by pressing them in a book. Women put them in queer vases and then they wilt and die, much like their own fleeting beauty.

 

[eatler]

Flowers are a pain in the ass to keep alive. Like slightly too much water and they will never recover.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Flowers are basically severed plant dicks, therefore everything about them is gay.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

they are shaped like pussies how is that gay

 

[Pruto]

Because I like them

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

Flowers are only neat to keep around by pressing them in a book. Women put them in queer vases and then they wilt and die, much like their own fleeting beauty.

When my flowers start to wilt I just dry them out and hang them up on the wall.

 

[Tablet County]

Guys, he means gay as in happy.

 

[DankSmoker]

When my flowers start to wilt I just dry them out and hang them up on the wall.

Even worse, you're now creating a future mess to deal with.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

They're plant sex organs. And sometimes they touch the other male parts of the plant sex organs.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

hey fug kew I love flowers

 

[spacko]

They're plant sex organs. And sometimes they touch the other male parts of the plant sex organs.

what if they're doing it ironically?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Flowers are a pain in the ass to keep alive. Like slightly too much water and they will never recover.
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Chad dandelions, cousin of the chadtato

 

[Targeted Individual]

Guys, he means gay as in happy.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

what if they're doing it ironically?

As long as their filaments don't touch and they say "no homo" after, they're good.

 

[DankSmoker]

As long as their filaments don't touch and they say "no homo" after, they're good.

Flowers are cucks, they utilize bees to pollinate one another.

 

[Aiōn]

The Victorians had a secret language using flowers to express unspoken feelings, some of those could have been gay?