Why are dentists and doctors separate professions?

[SandyCat]

Back in my day I could go to my barber to get a hair cut, surgery with a high fatality rate and get my teeth taken care of all in one place.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Ah, the time when Alex Hirsch wasn't a fag and Pendleton (?) done a better job than Adventure Time.

 

[byuu]

Because we can't let those people intermingle with civilized people.

 

[Vingle]

To artificially make a need for more jobs.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Doctors are masochists, dentists are sadists.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Doctors saw how high suicide rates were among dentists and exiled them. This did not fix the problem. Doctors have an even higher suicide rate.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

the jewality of man

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Dentists are sadists and Orthodontists are the cleanup crew who know what they're doing.