Why are computer keyboards so fucking loud?

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Someone please patent and mass-market a silent keyboard so I can listen to livestreams and court cases without wanting to stab somebody k thx.

 

[Marcus Zuttenheim]

click clack im going to shoot you in the head and take your blood soaked snap back

 

[Crunchy Oats]

Nigga use Google for like 5 seconds with your loud-ass keyboard

 

[Reverend]

IBM Model M keyboard or go home with your gay LARP'n shit.

 

[seri0us]

IBM Model M keyboard or go home with your gay LARP'n shit.

what about my model M reissue from unicomp

 

[Reverend]

what about my model M reissue from unicomp

Like putting a cobra kit on a Datsun 270. It may look and run like a Cobra but it's not a Shelby fucking Cobra

 

[MediocreMilt]

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[Agent Abe Caprine]

Have you tried not beating the poor keyboard up?

 

[Pee Cola]

The song of my people

 

[The Quite One]

The problem is, you have what's called a "female" style keyboard. They tend to be loud and annoying but fun to run your fingers over,

The male types are silent but snap under the slights pressure

 

[What the shit]

Because it sounds nice.

 

[Drain Todger]

Like putting a cobra kit on a Datsun 270. It may look and run like a Cobra but it's not a Shelby fucking Cobra

Having both an original Model M and a Unicomp, I can say that the original Model M offers the superior typing experience. The steel backplate gives it solidity and acoustic damping.

Unicomps flex too much and have a plasticky, gritty keyfeel. The density of the materials is wrong.

 

[Pringles Can]

Everyone knows, the louder the keyboard the better. So just get used to it man

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Without both an audible and physical feedback you might as well not type anything at all but scream at gay star trek computer and then hang yourself

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

deal with it libtard