Why are cargo pants hated?

[Meat Target]

This has always seemed irrational and autistic to me. Who cares? They're eminently practical.

 

[an retard]

I've never seen anyone outright hate them. Think they're just out of fashion.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I for one am one of those retards who wears cargo shorts all year every year. Yes, I've been hiking through snowy forests in cargo shorts before.

 

[Caesare]

They seem useful if you're a policeman/soldier, or if you're in some right wing, paramilitary militia (which I find extremely cool and definitely support FYI). For me though, I never have the need to carry around that much stuff all at once.

 

[3MPR354]

cargo pants/shorts are based I wear them all the time but keep them completely empty

 

[Blasterisk]

Normies get jealous of how many stolen ketchup packets you can hold.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Fashion designers and consoomers have a thing against unglamorous practicality. Everyone seems to forget about them when they bitch about women's pocketless pants too.

 

[User names must be unique]

I used to wear cargo pants for work I also wore them with a belt and suspenders both are eminently practical. When I was off the clock the most practical thing was to carry less shit.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Normies get jealous of how many stolen ketchup packets you can hold.

Or going to the movie theater and sneaking in bags of candy.

 

[Apochrypha]

Believe it or not they're going back in style. I have like 3 pairs I always wear when I go hiking or to the coast. Gotta collect all the good seashells and rocks man.

 

[888Flux]

I have only worn cargo shorts and golf polos for pretty much the past 3 years
inb4 doxxed

 

[Apis mellifera]

Serious answer: humans are attracted to sleek, flowing lines and symmetry, and bulging khaki cargo pants are decidedly not that.

That said, fuck looking pretty, I got shit I need to carry, and I am not bringing a fucking purse.

 

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

Cargo sweatpants. They will change your life.

 

[General Tug Boat]

Only because most normies never have grown up past middle school. Cargo pants are practical and have their perks.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I wore them since 1984 when the only ones you could get were ex army ones then a skate brand started making them then as with everything else skaters started doing it got hijacked by everyone else.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Fashion trends are a scam, they got everyone to replace cargoes and buy skinny jeans in the late 2000’s. Now wide leg pants, cargos pants, and other late 90’s/2000’s fashion are coming back around.

They’re great because they can replace a purse and they’re easier to access than a backpack. There are cargo pants with lower profile pockets, as long as the pockets aren’t overstuffed they look fine.

 

[Mr. Bung]

I need lots of pockets and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. Though incidentally, the past decade or so I've noticed that the only millennials that wear them are some form of nerd or another. Those who aren't worried about fashion trends will always see the insane practicality in them.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I have only worn cargo shorts and golf polos for pretty much the past 3 years
inb4 doxxed

Same uniform for me

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

I currently own probably 20 pair of cargo shorts, and I wear them 365. They are 2nd greatest tool for hunters/gatherer's since the Bowie Knife.

 

[A Gay Retard]

they're much like Fred durst in that they're frequently found in the same room and neither have been cool since 2001