why are bugs so retarded - they land on you and like fucking buzz and land on your computer screen and then you kill em because there retarded

[Fishnumm]

we should get like africans and europoors to eat ze bugs so die and dont bother people again. also more steaks for america USA USA USA USA

 

[dick brain]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient

They seem dumb to you because you're at least twice their size.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I named all my pubic lice after the ninja turtles.

 

[Seafarer]

Cuz they basically can’t see shit. Also fun fact: the reason certain bugs like to bump into light sources is because they evolved to use moonlight to orient themselves while flying at night and the invention of non-natural light sources has basically created a cognitohazard for them.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I named all my pubic lice after the ninja turtles.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Imagine we find mass quantities of gold on the ocean floor and gigantism fish call us stupid for diving down to it just to get swatted by them.

 

[shadyreapers_]

they don't have the intellect u have , silly