Why are basic bitches so obsessed with coffee?

[Quantum Diabetes]

Yes, I can see you spent $4 on beans strained through water. Good for you!

 

[MediocreMilt]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Vingle]

They don't eat enough to have energy, so they rely on caffein to get it. Gotta stay skinny.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Because you touch yourself at night.

I did just pay for Betty White's onlyfans, can you blame me?

 

[Nathan Higgers]

They don't eat enough to have energy, so they rely on caffein to get it. Gotta stay skinny.

lol thin

 

[mr.moon1488]

Because it's black and has a distinct smell.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

They don't eat enough to have energy, so they rely on caffein to get it. Gotta stay skinny.

cant be healthy with all that cream and sugar. alot of these Starbucks bitches are pretty chubby.

 

[Vingle]

cant be healthy with all that cream and sugar. alot of these Starbucks bitches are pretty chubby.

Basic bitches aren't the sharpest. Coffee and nothing else will keep you skinny, but they didn't think about the additives It's the deal with diet coke. You stay skinny even though you eat the bigmac.

 

[ditto]

It's an orgasm in a cup.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I did just pay for Betty White's onlyfans, can you blame me?

Yes, because I'd expect that from @The Last Stand , not anyone else on here.

 

[Julie Newmar]

I’m caffeine insensitive to a large degree, and drinking coffee I make at home is way cheaper than my old Red Bull habit. Washes down the adderall just as well, too.

 

[stares at error messages]

Spoiler: NSFW

The Basic Bitch want to put black dick in her mouth, but coffee will have to do in the mean time.

 

[Lina Colorado]

Because coffee is a legal pick-me-up... It can hold you over for another two hours..

Fun note: in my country, black cold coffee used to be called nigger sweat

 

[Moswald Osley]

It's the same reason they're obsessed with anything, it's easier than having actual hobbies and interests. The ones around you have chosen coffee as their M.O. but it could have been anything.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I prefer freshly squeezed amhole juice.

 

[Ero]

By that you mean mainly Starbucks, right?
Women get more easily addicted to sweet stuff.
Starbucks' marketing specifically targets women.
Starbucks' branding appeals a lot to women.
Chances are your friends consume it so it became a normal thing.

 

[DuckSucker]

They don't eat enough to have energy, so they rely on caffein to get it. Gotta stay skinny.

Caffeine, cigarettes and cocaine man, thats the holy trinity.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I prefer freshly squeezed amhole juice.

You owe me a jug of brain bleach.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Because it's black and has a distinct smell.

that also explains their choice in boyfriends

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Eh, at least it's not alcohol