Why are all black supermodels bald?

[Exegesis]

 

[NoCockatrice]

I don't think they are.

What about Naomi Campbell?

 

[urr13 account]

Their pubes get extremely bushy and tangled, difficult to clean themselves so they have to keep it shaved apparently.

 

[grimacefetishist]

They have more delicate hair, so they get hit extra worse by anorexia killing their follicles

 

[Randy Facalding]

they buy hair from SEAmonkey BMT countries and physically glue it to their skulls (also popular amongst drag creatures)

 

[NoCockatrice]

If anything, I've heard having shirt hair is a cultural thing in some parts of Africa.

 

[Exegesis]

they buy hair from SEAmonkey BMT countries and physically glue it to their skulls (also popular amongst drag creatures)

They usually cover up whatever hair they naturally have with a wig cap and then apply the wig glue. If they're getting their hair braided they get some fake hair to get braided into the real shit.
Tell a black woman they got their hair from party city and see what happens.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Tell a black woman they got their hair from party city and see what happens.

Why would you tell me to do that? Now a big fat black lady is mad at me.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Because even baldness looks better than their kinky hair

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

comes to mind

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Nigger hair is disgusting.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

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So thats what they mean by "wig flew"

 

[natsukashii]

Because they shaved them

 

[Exegesis]

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comes to mind

You also have the opposite (see, gorilla glue hair girl)