Why am I the best user on KF?

[Catler]

There's lots of competition, but I came out on top. What makes me such a good user?

 

[Tablet County]

I clicked on this thread expecting the OP to be @AnOminous. Who the fuck is this gay nigger?

 

[Catler]

I clicked on this thread expecting the OP to be @AnOminous. Who the fuck is this gay nigger?

He almost won, but my avatar is a cute furry which just put me ahead of him.

 

[Gog & Magog]

He almost won, but my avatar is a cute furry which just put me ahead of him.

We all know you look nothing like your avi.

 

[Catler]

We all know you look nothing like your avi.

I am pretty hairy, but sadly HTF (human to furry) surgery is not practical yet.

 

[CowPox]

Imagine being such a low status male that you not only resort to being a faggot for validation but also create a thread such as this for attention etc.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I am pretty hairy, but sadly HTF (human to furry) surgery is not practical yet.

You will never be a real furry.
YWNBAF

 

[Catler]

Imagine being such a low status male that you...create a thread such as this for attention etc.

I'm a attention whore and drunk, what would you expect?

You will never be a real furry.
YWNBAF

I will be. I've got the top men working on it right now!

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

You can't be the best animal person if you ain't spinnin'!

 

[Muttley]

@Bargain Bin Laden has the most solutions

 

[Catler]

@Bargain Bin Laden has the most solutions

He smells bad though.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

A furfag being the best user on kf.

Pf, and i am a god of Earth.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

No! The best user is @Cats ‘cause I like cats and I don’t like furries like you

 

[Catler]

No! The best user is @Cats ‘cause I like cats and I don’t like furries like you

Actually that's fair, I concede the title to @Cats .

 

[Night Crawler]

I'm the best user. I had a pink triangle. I made faggots cry. They took it away.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm the best user. I had a pink triangle. I made faggots cry. They took it away.

You joined last year, you aren't eligible for the best user award.
You are on this website but we do not grant you the rank of kiwi.

 

[Rozzy]

The award for the KiwiFarms best cellist goes to.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

What makes me such a good user?

You raped yourself to the top of the mountain?

 

[JethroTullamore]

We all know you look nothing like your avi.

When he’s in his fursuit he looks just like his avatar.

 

[Pruto]

Because you're my sock puppet alt that I use to make fun of furfaggots.