Why am I so cool-looking?

[The Backwards Man]

Like damn nigga i got the sickest threads ever

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Because sucking dick is very fashionable these days.

 

[Waifu Days]

Maybe you're born with it . . .

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Can you teach me? I'm tired of making women shriek and small babies cry...

 

[The Backwards Man]

Can you teach me? I'm tired of making women shriek and small babies cry...

you just gotta roll with it

 

[Shidoen]

Probably all these top hats I get make me quite the dapper looking fella.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

It's the delusion, don't worry you're not.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

it's because you are backwards. if you were forwards man you would be the opposite of cool.