why am i shitting so hard

[stupid orc]

i ate healthy and i didn’t drink anything but water. why am i being. punished?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Play hard, shit hard, win hard

 

[The Luigi Player]

You've fapped too much.

 

[Blouie]

Idk send pics so I can analyze your shit and give you an answer

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

eat raisins

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Did you eat any diabetic chocolates? That causes a colonic exorcism every time.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Try soluble fiber. Steel cut oats or stir some chia seed, flax, or psyllium husks into your food.

 

[Doji]

Try farting.

 

[XANA]

Eat more fiber. More water is good, but it can only go so far since the purpose of the large intestine is to absorb water. You basically have to drink water until you're pissing uncolored urine for a good portion of the day to get around that.

Or you can go the easy way and get some Taco Bell.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Fiber.