Why am I green?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I looked in the mirror today and noticed that I am green. What caused this to be?

 

[vomitusdeux]

it's the gangrene from your poop wound

 

[KittyGremlin]

You have so many STDs from all the people you've raped they just sort of cancel each other out. You still ended up with green skin as a side effect though.

 

[Feefee81093]

How far is this joke going to go?

 

[DankSmoker]

You're inexperienced. Gotta buckle down and give it time.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Skin color looks totally normal to me, definitely not green. Maybe it's a problem with your eyes?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

You have that video of Ralph in Santa cosplay playing in front of you 24/7.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Take off the halloween mask you used this year it may be the cursed mask.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I feel your pain, honey.

 

[Rungle]

if u were blue u would die

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Are you getting close to the age where you might stop working? When retiring people often turn green. Be sure to tell everyone you meet that you're green and retired to really have it sink in.

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

It is the result of advanced jaundice.