Why am I all sleepy after taking a dump?

[Gangstalker #32194]

It was a broccoli shit, very clean and uneventful, if substantial. I'm just dead tired now.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Did you push too hard?

 

[SentinentCloud]

you lost too many protein you may need a reserve dump

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Did you push too hard?

No no everything went smoothly. I don't often push, I find I get better results when I relax.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

No no everything went smoothly. I don't often push, I find I get better results when I relax.

You gotta push. It exercises your sphincter so you can do butt sex.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[grimacefetishist]

Did you accidentally fart nerve gas?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=W8lr7II3dwQ

^ reenactment of a typical bowel movement

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Did you accidentally fart nerve gas?

No, it was a floater though.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Starting to get my second wind now. Not as sleepy, the moment has passed.

 

[Vecr]

It's called internal bleeding.

 

[Nebulon X5]

You may have suffered a mini stroke while exerting yourself.

Is there any numbness? Does one side of your body feel different than the other?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

That doesn't sound good. Don't go to sleep.

 

[Moths]

Your probably just tired because its the afternoon and its youve had time to sit and experience how tired you are

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

You stimulated your vagus nerve.

 

[Midwest Midwit]

Fecal retention is the key to a high energy and fulfilling existence. I've been doing #NoCrap now for 428 days. I feel more confident in myself and gorgeous women always want to be around me because I radiate BDE (big dump energy).

 

[DankSmoker]

You're exhausted because you only ate broccoli.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Would you say...

...you're pooped?