Who would win?

[Yuri_]

5 Bulk & Skull's from the Power Ranger series (so, 10 people in total)

or

one 2009 Chris Chan that has been pumped full of meth and gorilla steroids




RULES: anything goes, but no weapons are allowed
FIGHT ARENA: a 90's school hallway
EMPOWERMENTS: Chris is allowed to wear his sonichu medallion, and Bulk & Skull are allowed to have their theme playing during the fight

 

[Shidoen]

Chris Chan obviously because he has said way better one liners than five Bulk and Skulls ever could.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Bulk and Skull.

Everyone except one Bulk hides in lockers. The one Bulk dresses up like an irresistible geriatric woman and lays on the floor like the girl in A Boy and His Dog. As Chris is getting into position on the floor, the lockers burst opened and he’s pigpiled and put into a chokehold.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Chris, of course. I mean, would you win against this rage?