Who should I marry?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Most of the time my heart aches for @Pooner but at other times I’m in love with @Android raptor and the next minute I find myself drawn to @Harbinger of Kali Yuga and @Party Hat Wurmple for their endless support. Then I watch the toothbrush video @ofpoew made and I feel myself becoming infatuated with her. I just don’t know who to pick.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

How about all of us?

 

[eatler]

Just take up an Islamic marriage the you can have a harem and still fuck things that aren’t normal to fuck.

 

[Skitarii]

Maybe you should touch grass

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Maybe you should touch grass

How about I touch you instead

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

How about all of us?

A. I'm not a poly cuck. I don't share. I'm violently monogamous.

B. The only ass I'm eating is Bin Laden's.

C. You will never make a human centipede bigger than mine in the basement.

 

[Skitarii]

How about I touch you instead

Are you man enough to leave your basement?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Are you man enough to leave your basement?

You’ll never be able to leave my basement.

 

[Skitarii]

my basement.

Your mom's*

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Your mom's*

It’s not hers anymore

 

[Pooner]

How about we have a harem?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

How about we have a haram?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

As long as Android Raptor doesn't abort any of our butt babies, I'm cool with that.

 

[Skitarii]

It’s not hers anymore

It's mine now

Me and her use it to have loud passionate sex

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

None of those whores. Marry a sweet Disney princess like Jesus wants you to.