Who is sex? - And how did I offend him/her?

[Lovecraft's Cat]

All right guys, last month I (M, 36) went into the girls bathroom just to see what it was like. As I was trying to get a proper look at the insides of the stalls, some lady (F, 16-18 idk) decided to go full Karen mode by yelling at me, calling me a "degenerate fucking pervert" and saying "I will call the cops if you don't stop jacking off". What a crazy bitch, amirite? Anyways, I went to the cops to tell them about the Karen I just encountered, and they had the GALL to charge me with some bullshit crime. Now, I have to register as a "sex offender". Who is this "sex"? Was that the Karen's name? I'm a bit confused...

 

[draggs]

Sex is who will not have with you

You offended sex by being FAT

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Start identifying as a woman, then you can get the Karen and the cops in trouble for being transphobic.

 

[stares at error messages]

Wow, being a cat is tough. I'm glad I'm a dog.

 

[Grub]

Accidentally pissed in girl's.bathroom once..didn't see the signs. Didn't realize until I'd finished pissing and noticed the lack of urinals or a piss trench. Some lady looked at me funny but Meh....fuck'em.

All I gotta say is, fuck all the women that think you can just piss in the men's room cause the line in the women's room is too long like at every concert i've been to. Piss in your own sink. Nobody wants to see some punker bitch squatting over a sink because you need to piss before dying fetus starts their set. I need to wash the blood off my face from headbanging dammit.