Who is Rubbin Penus?

[Fascist Frederick]

Why do people keep asking about them? Am I missing something?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I’m rubbin penus all night long

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I’m rubbin penus all night long

I should have known...

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I’m rubbin penus all night long

how much you charge? if it is more than 5 dollars then ill pass, im afaraid my mom wont let me spend more than that.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

how much you charge? if it is more than 5 dollars then ill pass, im afaraid my mom wont let me spend more than that.

5 dollars

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

5 dollars

there no sale tax? cause i dont pay taxes.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

there no sale tax? cause i dont pay taxes.

Hmm there is a sales tax. If you can’t afford it I can give you a four dollar handjob, but I can only use four of my five long, bony fingers.

 

[Pissmaster]

"Paul" Rubbins Penus passed away on July 30th, 2023 at the age of 70.