who invented pooping?

[Cats]

my friend says it was the same guy who invented peeing, but that sounds too convenient. also, monopolies are illegal. so who invented pooping?

 

[Grinrow]

youre mum

 

[Pee Cola]

Jesus

 

[The Cunting Death]

Germans

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Dr. Eduard Pooping when he tried to think as hard as he could.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Girls dont poop. Idk how my girl stinks it up every morning. I guess she bought mucho liquid ass in jersey

 

[Yarizuiiii]

that's like asking who invented milk
like everything - some cunt did it, found it felt good, and then told his wife and everyone else to do it and if they didn't he clobbered them over the head with a stone until the only people left were those who pooped or drank milk

 

[spergetti & NEETballs]

infants

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Someone with a very full colon

 

[Jason Wynn]

Archimedes. It was actually him saying “you reek-a!” instead of “eureka” when he looked into his chamber pot.

History is fun

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Some early multicellular creature around the time of the Cambrian Explosion got the crappy urge to get rid of waste as crap?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Clearly it’s a Chinese invention that was stolen by the white man and whitewashed.
Pooping… Poop ing…Pu Ping.

Check your poo privilege, crackers.

 

[Just A Butt]

the jews, duh

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm pretty sure it was a black people since they invented pretty much everything.

 

[Spunt]

Some asshole or other

 

[Megatardingo]

Michael Jackson

 

[Some JERK]

Once upon a time a single celled organism ate another single celled organism and they were both like "Okay. Now what?"

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Evolution.

Clearly it’s a Chinese invention that was stolen by the white man and whitewashed.
Pooping… Poop ing…Pu Ping.

Check your poo privilege, crackers.

Ah, the great Peking opera actor of the Song dynasty, Pu Ping. Truly a powerful and riveting performer.