Who invented physics and where do they live?

[SandyCat]

I need their address to write them an angry letter. I'm tired of shit breaking when it falls off my desk. Just make shit fall at a slower speed or get rid of this gay opposite but equal reaction malarkey

 

[Finger Pistols]

John Physics and he lives inside your anus.

 

[Lammy]

alberb ein(((stein))) is the reptoid that invented it by assembling menorahs into a pentagram formation to summon moloch and asked him to invent it solely to keep the white man down, and he lives inside the hollow earth (6 feet underground) where you g*yim cannot touch his eternal juggalo soul, free of it's mortal coil that was imposed on yhvh's chosen by the demiurge

 

[AirdropShitposts]

IIRC the guy who gets credit for this actually stole it from another guy and put his name on it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

We can either know where he lives, or his momentum, but not both.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Isaac Newton invented gravity, dumbass (yes, the same guy who invented Fig Newtons; he was a Renaissance man).

 

[millais]

Isaac Newton invented gravity, dumbass (yes, the same guy who invented Fig Newtons; he was a Renaissance man).

He invented physics and calculus, the twin nemeses of pea-brained STEMless Amerifats.

These days, you can find him lying around at Westminster Abbey.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

He invented physics and calculus, the twin nemeses of pea-brained STEMless Amerifats.

These days, you can find him lying around at Westminster Abbey.

Jokes on you we Americans don't need stems, we aren't apples.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I think it was one of those boy-molesting Greek fruit salads from ~500 BC, like Pythagoras or Archimedes or someone like that.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Isaac Newton invented gravity, dumbass (yes, the same guy who invented Fig Newtons; he was a Renaissance man).

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this nigga got hit by an apple and shieeeeeeeet

 

[Night Crawler]

Galileo Galilei, Sir Isaac Newton, and Albert Einstein. They are dead so you can't send them any angry letters. It wouldn't change things anyway because gravity has been around long before they were. It's been breaking people's stuff for a long time. You have to buy new stuff.

 

[Milkshake Sniffer]

Physics is a branch of science and as we all know, "the science" is a man called Dr Fauci. Any other view is filthy disinformation which must be suppressed and the perpetrators reeducated.

 

[Black Coffee]

If you use gunt physics you can make things orbit around you before they hit the floor.

 

[Cats]

"Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple" - Chris Moltisanti

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

or you could just get better at catching shit before it hits the floor

 

[SandyCat]

or you could just get better at catching shit before it hits the floor

You're a corporate shill for big physics aren't you

 

[Bone Santa]

Isaac Newton
123 Queer street
Fruityshire
Bongland

fukken doxxed lol