Who Could That Be At This Hour?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's 4:30pm and the phone rings. Who is it?

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Your Mama

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Me.

 

[Chucklenuts]

“John is kill”

“no”

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Your Mama

Hey, mom. The cops found out that you did a practice ransom note before the one you left for them to find.

 

[Meat Target]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

 

[Table Country]

 

[We Are The Witches]

Hey Sparkles!

It's me, listen, we're having a little bit of a problem here... I'm gonna need your help, those triad sons of bitches think they can claim all Chinatown for themselves, bullshit.

Gonna need to teach them a lesson and put them back in their place, so bring the usual, don't forget the grenades... didn't you know? Crispy pork chops is a specialty around here, let's get to cookin'!

 

[The Real Me]

 

[awoo]

title reminded me of

 

[Lathe]

Work. They want me to come in on my day off.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

It's someone calling for "I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt."

 

[Cats]

cat

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's someone calling for "I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt."

 

[Flatline]

"Hello! It's Jane from Credit Services, calling about a wonderful new opportunity to gain 1.5% after refinancing your home."

 

[Moosebonker]

It's someone calling for "I'm A Stupid Moron With An Ugly Face And A Big Butt And My Butt Smells And I Like To Kiss My Own Butt."

Amanda Hugenkiss?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

"Hello I am calling about your car insurance. It seems your insurance is going to be canceled and we need to verify your information--"

"I dont own a car or have insurance"

"Understood have a nice day"

 

[Soycast Guy]

“Hello your computer has virus”