Who bothered to spawn you? - And why?

[Gangstalker #32194]

You know? You know what I'm saying?

 

[Anti Snigger]

Like IRL?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

You guys have some amazing space age tubes running every which way.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

my parents did a summoning ritual and they did it under the justification of continuing their line

 

[dick brain]

Two black sheep latchkey middle children who never learned to give or receive emotional support or integrate with society, by accident.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

God, in error.

 

[Lithuophile]

Yakub

 

[Cats]

I come from a Lab Tube

I think it was some scientists, they just mixed a bunch of chemicals together.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

A feminist and a fundamentalist spawned a creature which hates both groups.

(Probably due to some moral objection to abortion.)