Who are the worst drivers?

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TroonsDid911

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Who are the worst drivers in the world and why?

My vote is Pajeets and Pakis, they are genuinely bad at driving and don't give a shit about anyone else or the law. One of them killed 33 students on a bus in Canada. I'd say all sand niggers should be forced to ride bicycles, but I know they would somehow find a way to kill several hundred people in accident with one.
 
It's black people. They don't get nearly enough shit for their driving because you're not allowed to make fun of them, but every single time I've been tailgated, cut off, or what have you, it has been a black driver. Every single god damn time.
 
Koreans (like, in Korea). They park on the sidewalk, double park on the roads. It's so bad that they'll leave the car unlocked so randos can get in and push it out of their way. They also make cute little placards that will display a phone number, so you can call them if you accidentally crashed into their parked car. The taxi drivers are bad enough drivers, but they also watching their favorite variety shows on the satnav console. I saw a delievery driver on a moped riding in flip flops while both smoking a cigarette and reading a book. I was also in a car with a Korean friend who went the wrong way on a clearly marked roundabout and didn't understand why I was freaking out that cars were coming at us. No wonder their public transport is top notch.
 
College students.

Every time I see a car with a local uni bumper sticker on the back, they always take three lanes in one turn or break abruptly. Altima drivers are also big contenders.
 
White trucks and black SUVs have a high tendency to get extremely assmad if you're not going at least 10 over. However, Californian niggers and Latinx drive like insane people and dart around lanes at random so I'll go with them.
 
My aunt. Floors the gas and the brakes every time she moves. Cannot identify a single component underneath the hood. Has destroyed every car she has ever owned without exception. Cars have an average lifespan of 3 years and a standard deviation of 1 year when she owns them. Drives barely functional shitboxes as a result of this. If she picked up drinking and driving she would be doing a service to us all because then they could revoke her license.
 
People who drive Honda Pilots. I swear that they're possessed by demons. There's no other explanation why they drive so unpredictably - driving under the speed limit while changing lanes or turning suddenly without signaling, rolling through red lights, etc. Agents of chaos, I swear. Honorable mentions go to:
  • Honda CR-Vs
  • GMC Terrains (I don't get why every single one is driven by an asshole; Chevy Equinoxes are functionally identical but their drivers are typically benign)
  • Nissan Altimas
  • Nissan Rouges
  • Modified Jeep Wranglers
  • Toyota Highlanders
  • Toyota RAV-4s
  • Anyone with an Ontario license plate
  • School Buses

Second worst of all would be gravel truck drivers. I hate them more than anything else on the road, because they drive way too aggressively, insist on clogging up the passing lane, and always lose gravel, so you're subjected to the experience of driving behind a giant shotgun firing birdshot constantly.
 
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