WHICH WORLD LEADER WOULD YOU FUCK?

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

I'd defiantly Fuck Putin. He's my favorite femboy on the planet. He's already eating JEWLENSKIS ass!

 

[JethroTullamore]

The Queen of England.
While “America Fuck Yeah” from Team America: World Police is blasted in the background and someone dressed as a bald eagle fingers my b-hole.

 

[Chi-com Soldier]

All of them as long as I'm pitching.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

they all are old and fat and I wouldnt have sex with them

 

[King Fructose]

Boris Johnson while eating a cheese toasty

 

[SCSI]

<discreetly looks at OP's username>

... Putin, obviously.

 

[UrbanZerglings]

Finnish PM is literally a catgirl.

 

[Troonos]

Nancy Pelosi.

 

[Retink]

Finnish PM is literally a catgirl.

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Looked her up, she's a social democrat, so I would not fuck Globohomo crazy cat lady.

 

[I am vomit]

They are all old, crazy, or fat and I would not fuck them

 

[Ed Special]

are we limiting ourselves to current living world leaders? if not, there's a long list of romans i'd like to sample

 

[Snigger]

I'd fuck them all to death with a broken bottle

 

[Mr. Bung]

Imma go back in time in my time machine and fuck Cleopatra while cucking Mark Antony.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Kim Yo-jong

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The reptilians

 

[Lucky Jim]

Erna Solberg, Norway's previous Prime Minister, because it would look like I was banging Trump's sister. Strong family resemblance

 

[Cup Noodle]

are we limiting ourselves to current living world leaders? if not, there's a long list of romans i'd like to sample

Hitler got that streak on his upper lip from eating my ass.

 

[Wooper]

If we're being realistic, I remember at one of the World Cups the Croatian President got mixed up with the blonde big titty wife of Ice T. Hey if she's good enough for my man Ice T she's good enough for me.

 

[deodorant]

Surprised nobody went with Trump yet.

100% Grade-A Prime Daddy Material

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Lauren Bobert