Which witch would you make your bitch?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Sabrina the (18+) Teenage Witch or Samantha from Bewitched?

 

[eatler]

I feel like this is some sort of trap….

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Sabrina, because she's slightly more attractive and comes with a talking cat.

 

[DankSmoker]

I want to be the smarmy cat that mocks the old women.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Gladys Kravitz.

 

[parsnip]

Morticia Addams, and yes she is a witch because she majored in hexes and spells in school.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Morticia Addams, and yes she is a witch because she majored in hexes and spells in school.

I'm talking about real witches. Addams Family was just a TV show.

 

[DankSmoker]

I'm talking about real witches. Addams Family was just a TV show.

Were there witches in Adam's Family? They were just a buncha goths.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Were there witches in Adam's Family? They were just a buncha goths.

The dad was a Frankenstein, the mom was a vampire, the grandpa was a vampire, and the son was a werewolf.

 

[parsnip]

Were there witches in Adam's Family? They were just a buncha goths.

Morticia's family tree goes back to Salem. She's more witch than any of these other posers.

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

* rubs my green witch finger on ur taint * hello…

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Morticia's family tree goes back to Salem. She's more witch than any of these other posers.

Morticia is not one of the options because she's basically a corpse. You are sick.

Either pick the high schooler or the 60's trad wife.

 

[eatler]

Morticia's family tree goes back to Salem. She's more witch than any of these other posers.

Sarah Jessica Parker is also a pretty good choice I think.

 

[parsnip]

Sarah Jessica Parker is also a pretty good choice I think.
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Absolute garbage compared to Morticia

 

[eatler]

Absolute garbage compared to Morticia

Well since sparkeltor doesn’t apparently want mortica I would be happy with her though.

 

[Fading puppy syndrome]

Sarah Jessica Parker is also a pretty good choice I think.
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Wahh she’s so pretty…

 

[eatler]

Wahh she’s so pretty…

I always the horse face meme funny, I don’t think she has that long of a face.

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

Morrigan from Dragon Age, no doubt about it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If we're going to go off the rails with fictional witches not on the list you might as well say Fairuza Balk.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I had a crush on Sabrina the Teenage Witch as a kid, so her, and according to my hopefully correct math she was actually not a teen at all and was in fact in her 20's, so she's good to go!