Which roommate would you pick?

[SandyCat]

Pulling out a dead meme classic

I'd go with Timothy as he seems like the type of guy (cat?) who would do the dishes

 

[Vingle]

Hafez:
He will make me lose my virginity.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Brian is my nigger.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why is Mortimer sitting on pizza?



(also the berb sounds interesting)

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

All of the cats. And maybe bird if cat permitting.

 

[Pirata]

Probably Mortimer, he looks like he would barely make any noise at all and silence is comfy. Plus I'm pretty much nocturnal too, I'd hate to wake up to some retard cat that starts their day at 7 am to go on a run or whatever (I'm looking at you christina)

 

[phattie]

Brian and I would get on great for sure.

 

[Cat Stew]

brian, alcoholics are easy to take advantage of.

 

[SandyCat]

Why is Mortimer sitting on pizza?



(also the berb sounds interesting)

He's so detached from social dogma he's not even ashamed for sitting on pizza. The world is his chair no matter how unorthodox

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Mortimer, I like roommates that keep to themselves and don’t try to hang out. I’ve lived with a few Pidors and the messes always got to me.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Hafez. Even if he always outdoes and outshines me if he can make me a multimillionaire it would solve a lot of my problems.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Idk how everyone is deciding when you don't even include their weights and the people at the Chinese wet market pay by the pound?

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Timothy. As long as the space is tidy I'm fine. The Art is an added bonus.

 

[Mojo Thief]

Hafez for sure. I don't care if he outshines me, I'm looking for money and bitches, not fame.

I already had a roommate from hell, and in comparison none of these cats sound disagreeable.