Which philosopher do you prefer: Plato or Aristotle?

[Glad I couldn't help]

Which way, Western man?

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Spoiler: Its obviously the one and only pond sage

 

[Laburnum]

I'm a dumbass mother, how come Plato be writin his books like a script

 

[Frostine]

Plato is more fun to play with

 

[JamusActimus]

Plato is Aristotle weird self insert.
The real Plato was an autistic chad

 

[Voyeur]

Plato.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Plato was shredded

 

[dick brain]

Aristotle was a fucking autist obsessed with categorizing reality, basically a Wikipedia editor.

 

[Amin Yasister]

Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Diogenes since I can really relate to a guy who jerks off in the food court.

 

[TruffleSpark]

this was an ItsRucka video:

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Diogenes since I can really relate to a guy who jerks off in the food court.

My nigger.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I lost respect for Aristotle when he claimed that the octopus was a stupid animal because it approaches a man’s hand when in the water.

 

[Crex Crex]

I lost respect for Aristotle when he claimed that the octopus was a stupid animal because it approaches a man’s hand when in the water.

Octopi, in fact, do the exact opposite.
Aristotle was a hack.

 

[GratsTheat783]

I'm reading his "The Metaphysics" right now and it's very wordy and I've glazed over a lot of it. I liked his "The Politics", but that was easier to understand.
I didn't fully understand Plato's works, but I liked his way of writing it as a play.

TLDR: Plato

 

[Maude Snew]

Octopi, in fact, do the exact opposite.
Aristotle was a hack.

The correct plural is "Octopodes". As in Octopodes nuts.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Plato was the first libshit. He imagined conversations he didn’t actually have and published them as if he actually did have them

 

[dick brain]

Plato was the first libshit. He imagined conversations he didn’t actually have and published them as if he actually did have them

I thought he only did that with Socrates, in the same way disciples did with the Buddha and Jesus

 

[Moths]

Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

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