which lolcows couldn't beat null in a fight?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I personally think he's not pretty evenly matched with most of the farms rogues gallery. Null’s not exactly a gym rat, and he seems like a complete pussy too. That said, which lolcows do you think he could actually take in a fight?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i think eugenia cooney would probably lose to null after a couple of rounds.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Music Biz Marty

 

[anliteralidiot]

If null can't be at Cyraxx what's the point.
Also he should fight artcow null, battle of the nulls.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

maybe narcissa? i'd assume he's got a cool six inches over null but doesn't have the spirit and will to fight and win.

 

[dick brain]

Stamper, Finnster and Lunar Eclipse Paradox

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Stamper

meth stamper or drunk stamper

 

[dick brain]

meth stamper or drunk stamper

Molested, street racing, vagueposting about killing two guys and getting away with it Stamper.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Molested, street racing, vagueposting about killing two guys and getting away with it Stamper.

oh dude null would fuck him up and everyone would have preferred if stamper just got the help he needed instead

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Null could maybe beat Mr. Metokur, who is half dead from cancer-aids, is wheelchair bound, and has a crushed spine.

He could also beat Ethan Ralph, who is cursed by fate to be unable to win any fight ever.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

He could also beat Ethan Ralph, who is cursed by fate to be unable to win any fight ever.

do you consider "sitting on him" to be a valid hand to gland combat technique

 

[DankSmoker]

do you consider "sitting on him" to be a valid hand to gland combat technique

RALPHAMALE USED HOLLERIN'!

ATTACK WAS INEFFECTIVE.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Tommy Tooter - it would be a pretty fair fight. Tom also has a variety of weapons like his recorder and rocks he could use.

Virgo Rouge - another close one. Marissa has the reach and sharp fingernails but I doubt she has the stamina from her poor diet.

Robert L. McKim - Null probably has Bob beat physically but Bob does have a gun for shooting trolls.

Christine Chandler - Null would win only because Chris is a lover and not a fighter.

Rekieta - Outcome would depend on what substances Nick is on. Shitface drunk, Null W. Hopped up on cocaine, Nick wins.

Chantal - The fight would quickly devolve into sexy wrestling.

Darksydephil - "DSP outlives another one" Phil has dual combat axes.

Ralph - Draw because Null would refuse to beat up a midget.

Fuentes - Null wins because of his white Aryan superiority

Amanda "Colton" Lochman - Null wins due to Colton's poor nutrition and physique.

Liz Fong-Jones - Null wins due to forfeit since LFJ doesn't show up and sends his lackeys to fight for him.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Jonathan Tranniv can't beat *anyone* in a fight.
Null would beat him unconscious with an empty wine bottle and a stale piece of cheese

 

[Shartavius]

Chantal - The fight would quickly devolve into sexy wrestling.

*mud wrestling.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

this post reminded me of that fight:

Y'all forget there's evidence of these two niggas in the ring.
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from that fight it is clear that even null could take boogie in a fight. so im adding him to that list.

 

[Broseph]

Probably Chris since he would get winded very fast and Null could just one shot him with an uppercut.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

didn't you hear null stopped drinking coffee so he is now RIPPED

 

[Maxwell Carter]

Charem the Shadox is so obese he would barely be able to move without passing out. That or he won't show up because he's shoving plastic lizards into his foreskin.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

so obese he would barely be able to move without passing out.

are you sure you arnt talking about null?