Which Lolcow has the Highest Power Level? - Like in Anime

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Waifu Days

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I am working out a theory in my head about why lolcows struggle to work together to take down that darn Kiwi Farms (bad hombres, I hear). I think it stems from a vast difference in lolcow retard power levels. In Keffals' interview with Chris-Chan, Chris easily overpowered the entire interview. Like unseen planetary gravity forces, I think lolcows pull and repel one another into a perfect distance away from each other or drag weaker cows to burn up in their autistic atmosphere.
 
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Like unseen planetary gravity forces, I think lolcows pull and repel one another into a perfect distance away from each other or drag weaker cows to burn up in their autistic atmosphere.
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Gravity (& orbits) can be unpredictable in the course of their natural wax & wane. GuntHoles & CPU Goddess nebula exist in the ether & unknown regions, respectively.
Joshua Connor Moon is the lolcow with the highest power level, over 9000.
I have considered this. This site is proof enough that he controls the fate of many but I can never be too sure if Chris one step ahead of Null or if Null is a step ahead of Chris.

Boogie was excellent at masking his powerlevel for years. Everyone's scouter had trouble picking him up. But I don't think he is the legendary warrior.
I think Boogie needs to eat two more androids.

I envision a super gay anime fight between DSP and Chris (in his Sonichu form, of course) a-la Goku vs Beerus.
Chris - "Hmm? You think you're pretty powerful, huh? Maybe but I have my Sonichu medallion . . "
 
Like unseen planetary gravity forces, I think lolcows pull and repel one another into a perfect distance away from each other or drag weaker cows to burn up in their autistic atmosphere.
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Gravity (& orbits) can be unpredictable in the course of their natural wax & wane. GuntHoles & CPU Goddess nebula exist in the ether & unknown regions, respectively.
 
Solution
Can we at least agree that these are lame filler episode fighters. Or maybe they're Hunter x Hunter side characters that probably have names.
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