Which Lolcow do you predict will pass on next

[HY 140]

Place your bets Kiwis

 

[Rand /pol/]

Ur mom after i fuck her

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Donald Trump

 

[Kirito]

It's gonna be Barb. There was no timestamp on her confirmation that she was alive the other day.

 

[DildoGaggins]

I really hope it's Ashley. But one can only hope so hard.

 

[Black Waltz]

ADF gets sepsis from his giant taint wound and bites it.

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

I kind of doubt it, but it would be fitting of the drama queen if Milo an heroed.

 

[AF 802]

Could be Chris, I mean, considering the diseased cats, the Hoarder's episode house and Barb generally looking frailer and frailer by the day.

 

[Some Manajerk]

Either Anna Johnson or Amberlynn. both from food related complications.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I predict Amberlynn at the weight she’s gaining. Just in this year alone, she’s put on 80+ pounds. Once she gets to the stage where she literally can’t get out of bed without assistance, the weight will pile on even faster (this should become a reality in 2019). Also, it’s very probable she could have untreated diabetes and sleep apnea, and who knows what else.

 

[Cat Menagerie]

Quite possibly one of the deathfats. Not sure which one yet, maybe a Mukbang vlogger will choke on a sandwich. On the other end of the gross scale, possibly Fit Vegan Ginger's Skeletor looking ass. Tommy Tooter is ancient, but I think the old boy has some years left in him.

 

[OdoIslander]

Boogie2988 or Wings - their diet/health and daily routine has not changed. There have been some inconsistent changes with their weight - some loss here and some gain there, but I bet that in time they'll be back to their usual unhealthy ways and it'll be permanent enough to the point that they have given up on trying to change.

 

[IV 445]

One of the obscure cows we don’t watch as much.

But I mean gun to my head, had to make a choice? Tommy Tooter. His luck has to run out sometime and he is literally a senior citizen. Stroke or heart attack anyday.

 

[Judge Holden]

ADF gets sepsis from his giant taint wound and bites it.

Yeah put me down for two nigger pennies on this

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Boogie2988 or Wings - their diet/health and daily routine has not changed. There have been some inconsistent changes with their weight - some loss here and some gain there, but I bet that in time they'll be back to their usual unhealthy ways and it'll be permanent enough to the point that they have given up on trying to change.

Hasn't he lost like 100+ lbs lately? Did he gain it all back or what?

 

[Nobunaga]

I hope boogie or amber bite the dust next, seeing as how they cant be bothered to even eat a salad

 

[Stupid Asshole]

I believe that Jack Scalfani will die next, the guy hasn't learned his lesson after two strokes.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Dobson or Moviebob

 

[WW 635]

I always hope for Sam Smith with a classic an hero

 

[MemeGray]

My money's on MundaneMatt or Sargon going full Chris Benoit on their wives and their wives kids.