Which kiwi farmer has the most offspring?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Which Kiwifarmer has the most children?

 

[KittyGremlin]

Better question: How many Kiwi Farmers are NOT children?

 

[General Tug Boat]

Kiwis don't reproduce, Kiwis only sneed.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

That weird old tranny with the Dot Cotton looking avatar

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Null because we are all Null's children.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

@TamarYaelBatYah.
At least as far as I know.

 

[Creep3r]

Didn't someone here once say they had 5 kids?

 

[Bibendum]

Probably me, since you're all likely driving around on my tires.

 

[What the shit]

@Spooky Bones you have kinds right?

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Depends on if the eggs I laid in your ear have hatched yet.

 

[Postal_Rat]

I've got a half dead Tamagotchi suck it nerds I have more family than you ever will

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Does Nick Rekieta count as a farmer? He reads here at least, and I think he's got as many Melinda.

 

[Spooky Bones]

@Spooky Bones you have kinds right?

2 teenage boys

 

[Llama king]

Me obviously

 

[Agran]

Me. ALL my gangstalkers are my children. They are living with me in spirit. In my walls. I am never alone because they are here. Do you wish to join my family? Keep asking questions and you might.

 

[Red Hood]

I think I've got every album.

All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

2 teenage boys

I have one teenage college freshman and a 14 year old girl. You're lucky, girls are difficult.

 

[Spooky Bones]

You're lucky, girls are difficult.

I feel this in like half of the threads on this forum. I've said a few times too God forgive me that I'm glad I don't have daughters. Cue thread derailment into TERF rage but all memes aside big ups to you. I can tell honestly you must be a strong presence for them. God bless!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Me.

 

[Dona Morte]

Bless all you parents.
I feel like the world will be a better place by offspring of people who post here.
Respect.