Which KF user is Jeffrey Epstein?

[Turquoise]

We know there's a 99% chance Jeff is chilling out in Tel Aviv right now. We also know he was a 4channer, which means there's an 80% chance he's also a kiwi farmer.

99% + 80% = a 179% chance that Jeffrey Epstein is an active kiwifarms user. Who do you think it is?

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'd say HHH is the most likely.

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan and @Hunter Hearst Helmsley are not worthy of this slander!

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

i was in a dm chain if jefrey back in thr day but he was too insintend in me sharing pictures of my pink nipples to prove i am not indian so i stopped talking to him

 

[Lip Glossary]

"josh" can't help but profess his devoted love of cheese

You know what has a lot of cheese on it? Pizza.
Pizzagate fucking CONFIRMED.

 

[an_actual_reptilian]

Its not me..... I know my user name is suspicious....But its defo not me

 

[Gator_Aids]

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Definitely not me, trust me...

this is slander and wont tolerate it

 

[David Thoughie]

@Wright

 

[James Brown]

Hollywood hulk hogan

 

[strumpets exeunt]

@Spartacus

 

[Nigger Kike]

@Nigger Kike

its over bros

 

[TheRetardKing]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg

 

[Skitarii]

@THE SUPREME ONION

 

[Curry Teafag]

Since I didn't kill myself, it could very well be me.

 

[assclown]

@Toji Suzuhara

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

Jeff only posts on somethingawful